What doesn’t vex all men, What is on second!
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
…oh man, Mrs. D. is going to be pissed when she finds out someone’s gotten into Warehouse 13…
I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH
…is that Ben Stein at the door?