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tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts compared to space!”
—Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

"Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts compared to space!”

—Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

I prefer Carpe Jugulum.

doolallymagpie:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

doolallymagpie:

Missy’s appearance in Flatline.

WHY

THAT LAUGH

HER FUCKING FACE

#i mean why couldn’t we stick with the whole ‘aliens who want to understand and wind up hurting people instead’ #and then we all sit down for a nice chat and they integrate into society

I have a theory about that.

Consider, for instance, what happens to the protagonists of a story from the Cthulhu Mythos; the sheer nature of Mythos creatures alone is enough to shatter the psyche of any who encounter them, more so if you happen to encounter one of their constructs (such as, for instance, the Elder Gods’ city of R’lyeh, whose appearance is heavily implied to follow the geometric and physical laws of a universe that is utterly alien to ours).

It is, therefore, possible that we are to the Boneless what Mythos creatures are to us: so utterly alien and incomprehensible that it drives you insane.

Hm. Maybe they thought three dimensional creatures, merely by existing, were a threat to their existence?

And they were simply attempting to evaluate how much of a threat they were, and what might happen if these three dimensional creatures came into their plane?

They concluded, after the expedition returned, that 1) 3D beings cannot survive in two dimensions, and 2) THIS 3D PLANE IS EFFING SCARY, LET’S PRETEND IT DOESN’T EXIST FOR THE SAKE OF OUR OWN SANITY (one might be reminded of a certain quote from the first Men in Black movie).

#also the fact is they’re as mind-breakingly weird to us as we are to them

Mmm… I’m not so sure about that. I mean, yeah, it’d be hard to figure out just how two-dimensional life works (it probably wouldn’t make much sense outside of a 2D frame of reference), but we can contemplate and even witness their existence without going completely bonkers. Can’t say the same about Mythos creatures (well, at least not for the witnessing part).

Though it is possible that we might be perceived as a threat, particularly if we’re essentially their version of a Mythos creature.

…I hope we get to see more of the Boneless, they’re an interesting species.

crowleyslittlepixie:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

crowleyslittlepixie:

today is full of type Id10t errors

/r/talesfromtechsupport? :D

I have not heard of that subreddit.  I know what I’m doing on my lunch break!

Yey!

crowleyslittlepixie:

today is full of type Id10t errors

/r/talesfromtechsupport? :D

  • crownleys:

    I'm not sure I know anyone who regularly and seriously picks up a recorder in their free time, besides you two.

doolallymagpie:

Missy’s appearance in Flatline.

WHY

THAT LAUGH

HER FUCKING FACE

#i mean why couldn’t we stick with the whole ‘aliens who want to understand and wind up hurting people instead’ #and then we all sit down for a nice chat and they integrate into society

I have a theory about that.

Consider, for instance, what happens to the protagonists of a story from the Cthulhu Mythos; the sheer nature of Mythos creatures alone is enough to shatter the psyche of any who encounter them, more so if you happen to encounter one of their constructs (such as, for instance, the Elder Gods’ city of R’lyeh, whose appearance is heavily implied to follow the geometric and physical laws of a universe that is utterly alien to ours).

It is, therefore, possible that we are to the Boneless what Mythos creatures are to us: so utterly alien and incomprehensible that it drives you insane.

qalvatron:

qalvatron:

*cyclonus voice* why is there a plasma cannon in the silverware drawer

*galvatron voice* u mean why is there silverware in the plasma cannon drawer

*Dalek voice* EX-TER-MIN-AAAAAAAATE!

billiondollarsuperhero-writer:

outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark

I was looking for a Tony Stark comment and I was not disappointed.

I want to know when I’ll get my 3-D hologlobe, dammit!

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

spoopybisexualpancake:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

sea pancake 

Manta ray.
The name you’re looking for is “manta ray”.

sea pancake

MANTA.
RAY.

MANTA PANCAKE
wait

SEA RAY
wait, what?

I mean…technically that’s not wrong…

Technically correct - the best kind of correct.

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

faronisisioni:

there-isnofate-but-whatwemake:

spoopybisexualpancake:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

sea pancake 

Manta ray.

The name you’re looking for is “manta ray”.

sea pancake

MANTA.

RAY.

MANTA PANCAKE

wait

SEA RAY

wait, what?

I mean…technically that’s not wrong…

Technically correct - the best kind of correct.